Alistair Baillie

At work yesterday a pigeon decided to commit suicide by flying straight into a 2nd floor window. It hit it with such force that it left an imprint in the outside pane of the window.

It then proceeded to fall onto the concrete in the car park, attempt to get up, and then died.

Not in itself funny, but considering 1 of the managers was standing looking out the window at the time, it hit, and one of our security guards was walking past underneath right as the pigeon fell in front of him.

I would of taken a picture of the imprint, but that would have been slightly bad taste.